Adam of Rubbercat.net is bummed that Mario Kart Tour is ending in a few days. I missed this one entirely; it’s a free mobile game by Nintendo that came out during the first Trump administration, and I guess is-or-was a fun, casual, and very online Kart racer?

At least Adam collected screenshots of his favorite inappropriate, regex-evading player names. “DrunkDriver” next to the image of Donkey Kong beating his chest is especially funny somehow.