Jeeves is insane.

Jeeves is insane.

One night long ago, I believe in early 2001, I was talking to some friends about how Jeeves of Ask Jeeves fame answered questions more in the manner of a babbling lunatic than a friendly English butler. (It's just "ask.com" now, but back in the day this search engine was overtly anthropomorphized as the beloved Wodehouse character.) Then it occurred to me: why not have Dr. Eliza (as implemented by the wonderful Chatbot::Eliza Perl module) analyze him? I wrote a five-minute script and got this.

Possible variant: have it continue looping until an hour is up.


How do you do? I am Dr. Eliza. Tell me about your problems.

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What does this speculation lead to?

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Are such questions much on your mind?

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Have you asked anyone else?

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