]> Disbroken Jason McIntosh jmac@jmac.org http://www.jmac.org 2000-01-30 Zen-pop funny animal psychobabble from Jason McIntosh http://disbroken.jmac.org 2000-01-01 Creation Myths http://www.jmac.org/xml/dcs-xml/panel1.gif Martha, holding a knife and a fork, peers at an empty plate. Father Fork and Mother Knife looked down upon the Plate of the World, and saw that it was empty. http://www.jmac.org/xml/dcs-xml/panel2.gif Martha, smiling serenely, places a slice of bread upon the plate. And so it came to pass that Father Fork said, "Let us put Bread upon the Plate, and give it Form. And so they did, and they smiled. But, ah! The Bread lay still on the Plate, itself empty, without Purpose. So Mother Knife said, "Let us call upon our Sister, Jar-of-Mayonaise and-- http://www.jmac.org/xml/dcs-xml/panel3.gif Burt interrupts Martha, brandishing a sandwich at her. Martha looks confused. Burt Pagh!Again, I have completed construction of my chicken sandwich in half the time as you. Your "Kitchen Creation Myths" remain unconstructive drivel! http://www.jmac.org/xml/dcs-xml/panel4.gif Martha, a wild look in her eye, suddenly ripostes with her mayonaise-covered butterknife, disarming Burt, who drops his sandwich. Martha Oh?And what do you tellyour lunch, when it asks? Burt Um... Martha I thought so. 2000-01-01 Creation Myths http://disbroken.jmac.org/archive/?stripno=10 Burt scoffs at Martha's kitchen cosmology. http://www.jmac.org/xml/dcs-xml/panel1.gif